parents are sleeping
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
I can't even text without writing long, nice...
starsofcassiopeia: nicoosuxx: And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!” My friends text correctly- it’s my mother, the former English teacher, who doesn’t. What even.
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
10 minutes go by
Mom: Are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes.
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
kimberly-loves-the-vag: BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU..
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Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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