April 2012
3 posts
March 2012
26 posts
parents are sleeping
me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
i'm sleeping
parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
Watch
I can't even text without writing long, nice...
starsofcassiopeia:
nicoosuxx:
And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”
My friends text correctly- it’s my mother, the former English teacher, who doesn’t.
What even.
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
10 minutes go by
Mom: Are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes.
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
kimberly-loves-the-vag:
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU..
February 2012
56 posts
Trying to jump over a fence.. →
wowfunniestposts:
Expectation:
Reality:
Laughter is the best medicine
California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
that's so fetch: REBLOG IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN... →
surfingkids:
Must be following all 11 of us: (we honestly do check)
http://scottzzzz.tumblr.com/ http://brokenly.tumblr.com/ http://just-the-way-you-arent.tumblr.com/ http://4le.tumblr.com/ http://i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a.tumblr.com/ http://ryaninwonderland.tumblr.com/ …
Reblog by the time i get out of the shower
kidsofcalifornia:
i will promo everyone!
mbf me
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